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Arnold: I don't know ma'am.
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"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."
"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"
"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.
"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."
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"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch?" she asks.
"No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter. The lady thinks for a second.
"Is that a record?"
"I think so. I'm only 14."
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