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twisted baby joke
 
 
What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off.
a man has six children...
 
 
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

children and cars
 
 
Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

father's day product placement
 
 
On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brings it into his dad, hands him the cup of coffee and says,'Try it dad.'

The dad takes a sip and nearly passes out because it is so strong. The little boy asks,'How do you like it Dad?'

The dad doesn't want to hurt the little boy's feelings so he says, 'This is....something else, I've never tasted coffee quite like this before, Son.'

The little boy smiles from ear to ear. And says, 'Drink some more Pops.'

As the dad is drinking, he notices two army men in the bottom of the cup, and says,'Hey! Why did you put army men in here?'

The little boy again smiles and sings,'The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is SOLDIERS In Your Cup.'


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