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where's ice cube, eve, and cedric?
 
 
Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?

A: The ba-ba shop

children and cars
 
 
Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

father's day product placement
 
 
On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brings it into his dad, hands him the cup of coffee and says,'Try it dad.'

The dad takes a sip and nearly passes out because it is so strong. The little boy asks,'How do you like it Dad?'

The dad doesn't want to hurt the little boy's feelings so he says, 'This is....something else, I've never tasted coffee quite like this before, Son.'

The little boy smiles from ear to ear. And says, 'Drink some more Pops.'

As the dad is drinking, he notices two army men in the bottom of the cup, and says,'Hey! Why did you put army men in here?'

The little boy again smiles and sings,'The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is SOLDIERS In Your Cup.'

twisted baby joke
 
 
What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off.

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