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A bloody big cricket.
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Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.
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Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!"
A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!"
One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan."
"No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"
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The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game. The guy says, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! That's one helluva dog you got there! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"
The man replied, 'I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years!'
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