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telephone operator's proposal
 
 
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

tictacs
 
 
Peter's mother has three kids.

The first two are Tic and Tac.

What's the third? Peter!

good ol' zombie babies
 
 
What's funnier than a zombie baby?

A zombie baby in a clown suit!

they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."

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