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A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!
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'What's that?' asked Jenny.
'Well,' said Johnny, 'if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'
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"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."
"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"
"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.
"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."
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Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
they didnt know that Georgie was gay.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, was he pushed,
or did he fall?
I pushed him.
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pilon.
1000 volts went up its arse,
and turned it in to nylon.
Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir,
two balls full.
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