i like long walks on the beach
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
 |
|
|
|
|
 | ||||
stone surprise
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
children's games
A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?”
|
|
|
|
|
| ||||
The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy runs outside, yelling, “It's ok, we can play the game again!”
Page 53 of 72 «« Previous | Next »»
Read more: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72