harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
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He ran... wouldn't you?
stone surprise
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
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"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."
the definition of
A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, 'Walt Disney World is so fascinating.'
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The teacher says, 'No, that's not correct. I said, fascinate.'
Another little girl stands up and says, 'There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life.'
The teacher again says, 'No, the word is fascinate.'
So a little boy in the back of the room stands up and says, 'Well, my sister has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt.'
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