Foreign jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!”

The Irishman said, “If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!”

The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!

It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"

A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"

And the Irish lady said, “I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!”

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.