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A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, 'What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'
The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'
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Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.
Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
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They both come in a Posh box!
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