Foreign jokes

Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!

Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'

1. Big Rock
2. Preston Manning
3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
4. The Premier is a fat alcoholic with a grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's
9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it

How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.