egyptian pick-up line
What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
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"Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
flies in the beer
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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to
the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it
out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
whats the difference between saddam's palaces ...
What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?
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You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.
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