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chilling with the eskimo
 
 
What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

Polaroids!

confucious say...runs behind bus
 
 
Confucious say: 'Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.'
russian beauties
 
 
What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?

A tourist.

quotes about the french
 
 
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" - Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." - Conan O'Brien


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