Children jokes

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish i could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "i wish my whole body was covered in curly hair because my sister has a small patch between her legs and that is how she got both of those cars.

What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?

Tackle me Elmo!

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?

A: Your dad's a wanker.

Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh!