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michael jackson's baby
 
 
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?

"Which one's Mommy?"

everyone's doing it
 
 
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?

A: A squirrel on crack.

blonde boobies
 
 
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts to boil their nipples!

first day of school
 
 
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison


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