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The assistant says, '$2000.' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, 'This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.'
'What about the green one?' the man asks.
The assistant says, 'He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'
'What about the red one?' the man asks.
The assistant says, 'That one's $10,000.'
The man says, 'What does HE do?'
The assistant says, 'I don't know, but the other two call him boss.'
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The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'
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