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nasty eskimo
 
 
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

medical miracles
 
 
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."

An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."

The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."

The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"

bedouins
 
 
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”
saddam hussein
 
 
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
Neither knew when to pull out!

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