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Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham Young University, and Oral Roberts University.
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The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there a golf ball in her rectum?"
"Oh," he replies, "that must have been my mulligan."
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'How did you get that?' they all asked.
'I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
'How did you get that?" they all asked.
'I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."
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A golfer goes, whack!..."damn!"
And a skydiver goes, "damn!"... whack!
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