Sports jokes

After three days Satan goes to check up on him, but he says,'I live in the Midwest and many summer weekends are hotter than this.'

So Satan tells the demons to turn the temp erature all the way up, and to leave him in for six weeks.

So after six weeks, Satan goes to check up on him, but he says 'I grew up in the Midwest and I can remember dryspells that were hotter and longer than this.'

Well, this really gets to Satan, so he tells the demons to turn the temperature all the way down, and leave him in for six months.

After six months, Satan goes to check up on him, and he is sitting there shivering, asking,, 'What happened? Did the Cubs win the pennant?"

Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham Young University, and Oral Roberts University.

A: Because Leon Lett smoked all the grass and sniffed all the lines.