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a toast
 
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
2nd to 3rd
 
 
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?

Because you have a short stop between second and third.

baseball field
 
 
What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

The fence

icy blonde
 
 
How did the blonde die icefishing?

She got run over by the zamboni!


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