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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
yo mama's so fat... clothes
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat she gets clothes in four sizes Large, Extra large, Jumbo and "Oh my God it's coming towards us!"
yo mama's so dumb... locked
 
 
Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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