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yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.
yo mama's so flat
 
 
Yo' mama so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her buying Hefty bags and asked what she was doing. She said "Buying luggage!"
yo mama's...greasy
 
 
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco went to her for oil.

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