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cheese sandwich
 
 
Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich under his arm. 'A pint of Guinness and a half for the cheese sandwich?' he says to the barman. 'I'm sorry, sir,' comes the reply, 'we don't serve food in here.'
drunk
 
 
Did you hear about the man who got drunk?
It was his own fault for sitting in a teacup!
keep gabby reece away
 
 
"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks."
"Why?"
"They might spike 'em."
a natural blind
 
 
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."


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