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a good bud is hard to find
 
 
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
 
 
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

drunken fat chance
 
 
A policeman stops a motorist and says, 'Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?'

The motorist says, 'Why, have I got a fat girl next to me?'

bad pickup line
 
 
Is that Windex in your pants?

Because I can sure see myself in them.


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