drunken confession
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"
To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
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One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"
To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
feels like a fanny
Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss out of each other are in a bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other's bald head.
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"Good God! This feels just like my wife's ass!" The man whose head it is runs his hand over it, too.
"So it does! So it does!"
tiny headed man
A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small. The man sighed.
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"I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world."
"Yeah?"
"And then I wished for a little head."
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