So the first man says, 'Easy. I can do that.'
But he walks out after five minutes and says, 'It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.'
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it.
He said, 'Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!'
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH BEGORRAH! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"
"What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"
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