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prehistoric pick-up line
 
 
I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed rock!
an englishman, a scotsman, an irishman
 
 
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.

Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH BEGORRAH! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"

yo mama's so dumb... drunk driving
 
 
Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
the bar basement
 
 
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, 'If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'

So the first man says, 'Easy. I can do that.'

But he walks out after five minutes and says, 'It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.'

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it.

He said, 'Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!'


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