Barroom jokes

The way this game works is every time the word f**k is used (in any form, ex. f**king, f**ker, etc.), or the word dude (in any form, ex. "his dudeliness, the dudester, etc.) is used, you take a drink. If you've seen the movie, you'll know that after five minutes of playing, you should be dialing 9-1-1. The main character's name is "Dude" and swearing, especially with the f-word, is quite excessive. Because both dude and f**k are used so much during the movie that we altered the rules to include that you can choose to only drink when one or the other word is said.

I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, 'Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."