jugglenaut
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand, and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
As another car passed by, the driver did a double take, and said to himself, "I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
war pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Powell and Rumsfeld?"
The barkeep says, "Yep, that's them."
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Rumsfeld says, "We're planning World War III," to which the guy replies, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaims, "Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!"
With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!"
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