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Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, 'Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.' The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, 'Donkeyboy, get me another drink.' The bartender gets him another drink. Finally Jim says to the bartender, 'Why does he call you Donkeyboy?'

'I don't know. Hehawhehawhehawhe always calls me that.'
what a smart gorilla
A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and asks him what he wants. 'A scotch on the rocks, please.' He then lays a 10 dollar bill on the bar. The bartender takes the money and goes to fix his drink. He thinks to himself, 'Hey, this is a gorilla, he doesn't know about the prices of drinks.' and takes 15 cents back. He sets the drink and the money on the bar. Another bartender asks the first bartender about the gorilla and he says: 'Yeah, he's nice. Go talk to him.' The second bartender goes to the gorilla and strikes up a conversation. 'Hey there. Ya know, we don't get too many gorillas in here.' 'Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back.'
A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll have.
Man replies "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".

Bartender shakes his head and gives him his drinks.

All night, each time the bartender asks for his order the man says "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".

Finally the bartender asks the man what trouble he's talking about.

The man says "Give me a beer and I might just tell you".

The bartender replies, "Sorry, you've had your limit for the night".

The man says "Ohh, now the trouble starts"..

a skeleton walks into a bar...
A skeleton walks into a bar, and says, "Give me shot, and a mop."

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