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a good bud is hard to find
 
 
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
give me a double
 
 
So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."

The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."

a cop pulls jenna bush over for speeding
 
 
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

drunken fat chance
 
 
A policeman stops a motorist and says, 'Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?'

The motorist says, 'Why, have I got a fat girl next to me?'


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