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bad pickup line
 
 
Is that Windex in your pants?

Because I can sure see myself in them.

sister anne's hot tip
 
 
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne opened a letter from home and found a $10 bill inside.

As she read the letter she caught sight of a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost below.

Quickly she wrote, "Don't despair, Sister Anne" on a piece of paper, wrapped the $10 in it and dropped it out the window.

The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day Sister Anne was told that a man was at the door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a roll of bills. "What's this?" she asked.

"That's the 60 bucks you have coming. Don't Despair paid five to one."

middle east policy
 
 
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?

Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

futurama
 
 
How does a man plan for the future? He buys TWO cases of beer.

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