Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
The mother said, 'Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, 'Daddy I have to whisper.'
The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'
"What's so funny?" they asked him.
"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."
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