Children jokes

Dad replied 'That's Grandpa!"

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

The mother interupts him. 'Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'

When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says 'I'm leaving you.'

The father, bewildered, slowly asks 'Why!?! What did I do??'

The mother turns to Jonny and says ' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'

'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.'

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."