Children jokes

One day a teacher told her students to draw a train on a railway track for homework. The next day when the teacher started checking everybody's book, she came up to Little Johnny. "Show me the homework," she demanded. Little Johnny showed the teacher his notebook with only a picture of railroad tracks. The teacher asked, "Where is the train?" Little Johnny then replied, "You came late so the train went away."

Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

"Teacher, Teacher! I have to go to the bathrom!" Johnny says. "O.K, Johnny," the treacher says,"but first recite the alphabet" "O.K." Johnny says."A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...Q R S T U V W X Y Z." "You forgot the P" the teacher says. "It's running down my legs!"

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"