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little big fart
 
 
There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.

So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'

The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, 'If this doesn't work then nothing will.'

The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.

The doctor anxiously asked, 'Well, did it work?'

The messenger boy says, 'Big fart, no chief!"

gonna marry
 
 
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"

Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

no cavities
 
 
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”

a snail owned a car...
 
 
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".

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