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"Can you guess what it is?"
"I don't know," said the boy.
"I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning."
The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."
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She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.
She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."
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So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, 'Big chief, no fart.'
The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, 'If this doesn't work then nothing will.'
The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.
The doctor anxiously asked, 'Well, did it work?'
The messenger boy says, 'Big fart, no chief!"
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