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the irishman's wish
 
 
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, "I want two more of these."

three guys
 
 
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
drunken confession
 
 
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"

To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
mushroom into bar
 
 
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.'

The mushroom sits back and asks ,'Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!


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