mushroom into bar
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.'
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The mushroom sits back and asks ,'Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!
biting
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
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"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."
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