Barroom jokes

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.'

The mushroom sits back and asks ,'Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!

"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks."
"Why?"
"They might spike 'em."

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small. The man sighed.

"I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world."

"Yeah?"

"And then I wished for a little head."

A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder.