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two guys in a bar
 
 
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, 'Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.
ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

drunken confession
 
 
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"

To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
mike tyson's beer
 
 
Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?

It's called Nick-A-Lobe


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