Barroom jokes

A policeman stops a motorist and says, 'Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?'

The motorist says, 'Why, have I got a fat girl next to me?'

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and asks, 'Is this some kind of joke?'

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, 'Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.' The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, 'Donkeyboy, get me another drink.' The bartender gets him another drink. Finally Jim says to the bartender, 'Why does he call you Donkeyboy?'

'I don't know. Hehawhehawhehawhe always calls me that.'

A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll have.
Man replies "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".

Bartender shakes his head and gives him his drinks.

All night, each time the bartender asks for his order the man says "A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts".

Finally the bartender asks the man what trouble he's talking about.

The man says "Give me a beer and I might just tell you".

The bartender replies, "Sorry, you've had your limit for the night".

The man says "Ohh, now the trouble starts"..