women & alcohol
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...
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a rainbow of devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
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The bartender looks at them and asks, 'Is this some kind of joke?'
sister anne's hot tip
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne opened a letter from home and found a $10 bill inside.
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As she read the letter she caught sight of a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost below.
Quickly she wrote, "Don't despair, Sister Anne" on a piece of paper, wrapped the $10 in it and dropped it out the window.
The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day Sister Anne was told that a man was at the door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a roll of bills. "What's this?" she asked.
"That's the 60 bucks you have coming. Don't Despair paid five to one."
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