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donkeyboy
 
 
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, 'Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.' The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, 'Donkeyboy, get me another drink.' The bartender gets him another drink. Finally Jim says to the bartender, 'Why does he call you Donkeyboy?'

'I don't know. Hehawhehawhehawhe always calls me that.'
stoned drunk
 
 
How does one become stoned drunk?

Drink wet cement.

the bar
 
 
A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!
middle east policy
 
 
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?

Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!


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