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you're so fat
 
 
You're so fat that when you step on the scales it says, “One person at a time please.”
topless fat woman
 
 
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."

yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses!

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