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inside out
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.

chew on this
 
 
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"
death waits
 
 
There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and a Pollock. They are all set to be put in the electric chair. The Brit gets strapped up first. The executioner asks if he's got any last words to say. The Brit says, "God bless the Queen and England." The executioner proceeds to the switch, but nothing happens. The executioner tells the Brit, that he'll come back for him. He then goes to the chair where the American is strapped down and asks for his last words. The Americian says, "God bless America." The executioner pulls the switch, but again nothing happens. The executioner tells the American to sit tight because he'll be back for him. He then walks over to the Pollock strapped in the seat and asks for his last words. The Pollock replies, "Yes, you forgot to plug the damn thing up, idiot!
yo mama is a fatty
 
 
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

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