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yo mama's got style
 
 
Yo mama so short, she has to cuff up her panies.
lift off
 
 
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
a greater insult
 
 
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, "All lawyers are a**holes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back."

The biker says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm an a**hole."
stained
 
 
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time."

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