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3 couples, 2 compliments, 1 adventure!
 
 
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
yo mama's so fat... both
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
you so skinny
 
 
You so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
sexist pig joke
 
 
Why do women have legs?

So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!


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