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close enough for government
 
 
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."

"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."

"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

almost famous
 
 
"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."
yo mama's...curb
 
 
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
staring insult
 
 
If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”

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