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you're so dirty... shower
 
 
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight!
how do you know if a frenchman...
 
 
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

wake up, stand up
 
 
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds".
pms
 
 
Q: Why do they call PMS PMS?

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

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