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ford cars -vs- golf balls
 
 
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

you're so dirty... shower
 
 
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight!
you're so poor...
 
 
You're so poor that when you go to McDonald's, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
fast food
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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