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you're so ugly... doctor 2
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, 'This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass.'
you're so dumb
 
 
You're so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, you didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- you got hit with the whole damn tree!
man and pig?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?

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