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yo mama's so poor... shoe
 
 
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, 'Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,' and she said 'No, it's alright, I found one'.
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!
god did have a purpose
 
 
Why did God invent the shopping cart?

To teach the women to walk on her hind legs!

a stoner stumbles out of a party...
 
 
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.

One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.

The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"

The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"


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