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yo momma so stupid...
 
 
Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!
flat chance
 
 
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.

He can't wait to get his hands on a sunken chest!

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

hot air balloon
 
 
Yo mama's pants so tight, when she farts, it comes out of her ankles.

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