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you're so stupid... police
 
 
You're so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
yo mama's so fat... rehab...
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.
a man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 
 
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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