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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
yo mama's so dirty
 
 
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
yo mama's so fat... married
 
 
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!
yo mama's so fat... no birth certificate
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

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